‫‫‫‫[suspicious music playing]
‫‫‫‫So, uh, what are we doing?
‫‫‫‫Are we just jumping ‫‫‫‫right into this, or--
‫‫‫‫[Archer choking]
‫‫‫‫Now, then, I assume I have ‫‫‫‫your undivided attention?
‫‫‫‫Good. Because you have mine.
‫‫‫‫And I am just dying to know
‫‫‫‫why I'm not rolling around ‫‫‫‫in a million dollars
‫‫‫‫like a kitten with a million dollars.
‫‫‫‫Well? I'm waiting.
‫‫‫‫[choking]
‫‫‫‫I'm sorry. All I'm hearing is "gurnk."
‫‫‫‫Did someone named Gurnk take it?
‫‫‫‫Well?
‫‫‫‫I've got all night. And he's hourly, so...
‫‫‫‫He wants the check.
‫‫‫‫No, I think a pen.
‫‫‫‫Damn it.
‫‫‫‫[choking]
‫‫‫‫Palm. Palm reader.
‫‫‫‫Palm reader?
‫‫‫‫Palm reader!
‫‫‫‫Palm... hand...
‫‫‫‫Handwriting!
‫‫‫‫Paper.
‫‫‫‫Damn it!
‫‫‫‫There's a nice way to do that.
‫‫‫‫[choking continues]
‫‫‫‫Hard surface.
‫‫‫‫I just adore parlor games.
‫‫‫‫When I was a little girl, we used to--
‫‫‫‫-[Mother] Don't do that. ‫‫‫‫-Do what?
‫‫‫‫Humanize yourself.
‫‫‫‫I don't know what that idiot's ‫‫‫‫scribbling over there,
‫‫‫‫so there's still a chance ‫‫‫‫I'll have to mail somebody your foot.
‫‫‫‫[Charlotte] Ew.
‫‫‫‫You don't know the half of it.
‫‫‫‫[choking]
‫‫‫‫What is this even supposed to be?
‫‫‫‫[Charlotte] Seriously?
‫‫‫‫Why didn't you just write it?
‫‫‫‫Palm reader!
‫‫‫‫[choking]
‫‫‫‫Oh, just let him go.
‫‫‫‫[coughing]
‫‫‫‫Well? I actually don't have all night.
‫‫‫‫[breathing deeply]
‫‫‫‫Cops...
‫‫‫‫Cops took it.
‫‫‫‫[theme song playing]
‫‫‫‫The cops took it.
‫‫‫‫Yes.
‫‫‫‫Well, isn't that convenient?
‫‫‫‫No. Actually, it's extremely ‫‫‫‫inconvenient, because--
‫‫‫‫Hang on.
‫‫‫‫Because then I have to come back here ‫‫‫‫to Frankenstein's bullshit.
‫‫‫‫Common misconception. ‫‫‫‫Frankenstein was the doctor
‫‫‫‫and not the monster.
‫‫‫‫I would have gone with Pantagruel.
‫‫‫‫Oh, and the next time you put ‫‫‫‫your hands on me, you better kill me.
‫‫‫‫Oh, I think that goes without saying.
‫‫‫‫Look, her brother...
‫‫‫‫Shut up...Must've brought the cops,
‫‫‫‫and then they double-crossed him ‫‫‫‫and stole the ransom.
‫‫‫‫So I chased them, ‫‫‫‫but then Figgis shot out my tire, and--
‫‫‫‫-Figgis? ‫‫‫‫-Yeah. Him and Poovey, they--
‫‫‫‫Tell me this doesn't have anything ‫‫‫‫to do with Trexler's missing whores.
‫‫‫‫Okay. Although, come to think of it--
‫‫‫‫If Figgis doesn't square things ‫‫‫‫with Trexler,
‫‫‫‫he's walking around dead ‫‫‫‫and just doesn't know it yet.
‫‫‫‫Not unlike Frankenstein's monster!
‫‫‫‫Or you.
‫‫‫‫And so, since you know ‫‫‫‫where those bent coppers
‫‫‫‫are taking the money...
‫‫‫‫Go get it!
‫‫‫‫Okay, but before that,
‫‫‫‫I haven't slept in, like, ‫‫‫‫literally four days, so--
‫‫‫‫I have Dexedrine.
‫‫‫‫Gimme.
‫‫‫‫Oh, and here. ‫‫‫‫You should also take the codeine,
‫‫‫‫just in case you need to ‫‫‫‫smooth down the jagged edges.
‫‫‫‫Although I'm not sure which is which.
‫‫‫‫I mean...
‫‫‫‫-[Figgis] Are you crazy? ‫‫‫‫-[Poovey] No. Shut up.
‫‫‫‫Come on. Listen. ‫‫‫‫Trexler doesn't know we have the money--
‫‫‫‫So what? ‫‫‫‫He knows I owe him the money!
‫‫‫‫Jesus, are you suicidal?
‫‫‫‫Me? Hell, no. I've got tons to live for.
‫‫‫‫[announcer] Bai Poovey.
‫‫‫‫Chang Poovey.
‫‫‫‫Guong Poovey.
‫‫‫‫-Jiang Poovey. ‫‫‫‫-Goddamn it.
‫‫‫‫I promised I wouldn't cry.
‫‫‫‫Liling Poovey.
‫‫‫‫Well, promise broken!
‫‫‫‫Peng Poovey.
‫‫‫‫Oh, Peng! Oh, he overcame dyslexia!
‫‫‫‫-You, on the other hand... ‫‫‫‫-What about me?
‫‫‫‫No, just, you know, you said "suicide."
‫‫‫‫And?
‫‫‫‫Oh, come on!
‫‫‫‫White? Divorced? Cop?
‫‫‫‫Access to a firearm? Cuckold?
‫‫‫‫Statistically, you're already dead.
‫‫‫‫Well, I am if we don't ‫‫‫‫take Trexler his money!
‫‫‫‫There were two cars ‫‫‫‫chasing us in the park, remember?
‫‫‫‫For all we know, ‫‫‫‫those were Trexler's guys!
‫‫‫‫Wha-- How? Trexler didn't even ‫‫‫‫know the drop was happening!
‫‫‫‫-Well, then, who were they? ‫‫‫‫-I don't know!
‫‫‫‫But whoever they were, ‫‫‫‫betcha they're pissed.
‫‫‫‫Throw me out of a goddamn car,
‫‫‫‫ya limp-dick gumshoe son of a bitch!
‫‫‫‫New dress all shit-housed.
‫‫‫‫New Delman heel somewhere ‫‫‫‫in the goddamn idiot woods.
‫‫‫‫Got grass and goddamn dirt ‫‫‫‫up my crack.
‫‫‫‫I swear to Christ, when I find your ass,
‫‫‫‫you're gonna wish I had died, because...
‫‫‫‫Can I... help you?
‫‫‫‫I'm commandeering this vehicle.
‫‫‫‫[laughing]
‫‫‫‫You're what?
‫‫‫‫Commandeering this vehicle. ‫‫‫‫I'm a detective. LAPD, so--
‫‫‫‫Look, lady-- and here, ‫‫‫‫obviously, I'm using the word "lady"
‫‫‫‫in the very broadest possible sense--
‫‫‫‫I'm sorry that prick Archer ‫‫‫‫shoved you out of a moving car,
‫‫‫‫but I am in no mood for--
‫‫‫‫[gun cocks]
‫‫‫‫Well, that, for one thing.
‫‫‫‫Let's go, toots. I got places to be.
‫‫‫‫Okay. A, the free clinic's ‫‫‫‫not even open till 9:00--
‫‫‫‫Oh, hardy-har-har.
‫‫‫‫-And two-- ‫‫‫‫-What the--
‫‫‫‫-Yeah. ‫‫‫‫-Who the hell do you think you are?
‫‫‫‫Oh, shit.
‫‫‫‫Yeah. "Oh, shit."
‫‫‫‫Special Agent Lana Kane.
‫‫‫‫Trinette... McGoon.
‫‫‫‫Nice to meet ya, Detective McGoon.
‫‫‫‫-I'm not really a cop. ‫‫‫‫-No shit.
‫‫‫‫So, what are you, like, in the FBI?
‫‫‫‫No. The FBI doesn't have ‫‫‫‫any female agents.
‫‫‫‫They did have one, Alaska P. Davidson, ‫‫‫‫but J. Edna fired her.
‫‫‫‫"J. Edna"?
‫‫‫‫Hoover. And trust me, ‫‫‫‫history will not be kind to that man.
‫‫‫‫-How come? ‫‫‫‫-Well, besides his being a misogynistic,
‫‫‫‫anti-Semitic, anti-Catholic racist--
‫‫‫‫-Anti-Catholic? ‫‫‫‫-...how do you feel about cross-dressing?
‫‫‫‫I try not to judge people.
‫‫‫‫Well, then, you're in the minority.
‫‫‫‫Yeah, speaking of...
‫‫‫‫FBI? Literally, maybe five Negro agents.
‫‫‫‫-Actually, probably less-- ‫‫‫‫-Fewer.
‫‫‫‫Shut up. Since Marcus Garvey died.
‫‫‫‫So, no, I work in the Intelligence Unit ‫‫‫‫of the Internal Revenue Service.
‫‫‫‫[laughing]
‫‫‫‫What? The IRS has cops?
‫‫‫‫Yes!
‫‫‫‫Doing what?
‫‫‫‫-Ever heard of Al Capone? ‫‫‫‫-Seriously?
‫‫‫‫Well, he died in prison thanks to the IRS.
‫‫‫‫He died in prison thanks to ‫‫‫‫tertiary neurosyphilis.
‫‫‫‫Well, okay, fine.
‫‫‫‫Uh... Oh! Oh!
‫‫‫‫The Lindbergh kidnapping. ‫‫‫‫The IRS solved that.
‫‫‫‫Oh, yeah, I bet they were so happy ‫‫‫‫to get their dead baby back.
‫‫‫‫-Don't be a twat. ‫‫‫‫-Fair enough.
‫‫‫‫[Archer] I thought it was unfair
‫‫for Mother to blame me ‫‫for the drop going tits-up.
‫‫After all, she was supposed ‫‫to be helping me find Woodhouse's killer.
‫‫But so far, she's done nothing. Right?
‫‫‫‫Hey, I said, "Right?"
‫‫‫‫Oh, Jesus, I thought I was talking ‫‫‫‫to a tramp or a dog, or...
‫‫‫‫Man, this Dexedrine ‫‫‫‫really does have an edge.
‫‫‫‫Better take one of these codeines.
‫‫‫‫Although I'm not sure which is which,
‫‫‫‫or what I've actually been taking.
‫‫‫‫So... better take one of each.
‫‫‫‫Well, or two, maybe.
‫‫‫‫Or three.
‫‫‫‫Three, and that's it. Done.
‫‫‫‫Okay, five.
‫‫‫‫So, what's wrong with this thing?
‫‫‫‫There's a bullet hole in the radiator.
‫‫‫‫Yeah, there is.
‫‫‫‫-You got a raw potato? ‫‫‫‫-No.
‫‫‫‫-A raw egg? ‫‫‫‫-No.
‫‫‫‫-Black pepper? ‫‫‫‫-No, Trinette's concussion!
‫‫‫‫You think I got a concussion?
‫‫‫‫Maybe, with your crazy jibber-jabber ‫‫‫‫about Spanish omelet ingredients!
‫‫‫‫Huh? No, dummy.
‫‫‫‫Those are just jerry-rigged ways ‫‫‫‫to fix a leaky radiator.
‫‫‫‫What?
‫‫‫‫Throw a chunk of potato ‫‫‫‫or some pepper in there, cap it.
‫‫‫‫The steam pressure shoves it ‫‫‫‫in the hole and seals it up.
‫‫‫‫Same with an egg. You crack it in, ‫‫‫‫it cooks on the way to the hole.
‫‫‫‫Bullshit.
‫‫‫‫Come on. That's common knowledge.
‫‫‫‫It is absolutely not.
‫‫‫‫Why do you think it's called ‫‫‫‫the "potato compartment"?
‫‫‫‫Why do I think the glove compartment ‫‫‫‫is called the "potato compartment"?
‫‫‫‫-"Glove compartment"? ‫‫‫‫-Is this some Irish bullshit?
‫‫‫‫-Oh, now who's a racist? ‫‫‫‫-Oh, for the--
‫‫‫‫Even if I shoved an entire ‫‫‫‫uncooked breakfast in there--
‫‫‫‫-Which you wouldn't wanna do. ‫‫‫‫-All the water already leaked out.
‫‫‫‫Well, yeah, so you just piss in it.
‫‫‫‫-I think we should split up. ‫‫‫‫-What?
‫‫‫‫Yeah, you don't need me. ‫‫‫‫I'm just slowing you down. So...
‫‫‫‫Come on. Don't say that.
‫‫‫‫No, yeah, you should go. Away.
‫‫‫‫-You sure? ‫‫‫‫-So very.
‫‫‫‫Well, okay, then. I--
‫‫‫‫Guess I'll just ride with this mook.
‫‫‫‫What the...
‫‫‫‫Good evening, ladies.
‫‫‫‫Why are you here, Mr. VanderTunt?
‫‫‫‫In the hope the kidnappers ‫‫‫‫left my bag behind. It was a gift.
‫‫‫‫Well, you're out of luck.
‫‫‫‫And those cops you brought ‫‫‫‫stole the money.
‫‫‫‫What? Those finks!
‫‫‫‫Yeah, that prick Archer said one of 'em ‫‫‫‫owed a bunch of money to Len Trexler.
‫‫‫‫Well, then, that's where we're going. ‫‫‫‫We're commandeering this vehicle.
‫‫‫‫Can obvious prostitutes do that?
‫‫‫‫I'm not an obvious prostitute!
‫‫‫‫She's a T-man, ya dummy.
‫‫‫‫Wow! I would not have guessed that.
‫‫‫‫Not a transvestite, a treasury agent!
‫‫‫‫And quit blabbing that around. ‫‫‫‫Bel-Air Road.
‫‫‫‫-Go! ‫‫‫‫-Yes, sir!
‫‫‫‫-"Ma'am"! ‫‫‫‫-[Cecil] Sorry! However you self-identify!
‫‫‫‫Will you calm down?
‫‫‫‫I just wanna get some hot water!
‫‫‫‫Well, you'll be in hot water ‫‫‫‫if you try to sneak off
‫‫‫‫before Archer comes back ‫‫‫‫with that ransom money.
‫‫‫‫I heard you!
‫‫‫‫You make being kidnapped just awful.
‫‫‫‫There's a reason they say ‫‫‫‫"kidnapping victim"
‫‫‫‫and not "kidnapping winner."
‫‫‫‫[Krieger] What's that?
‫‫‫‫[screams]
‫‫‫‫Don't you have a house to haunt?
‫‫‫‫No.
‫‫‫‫And what is that? What do you have?
‫‫‫‫Um...
‫‫‫‫Nothing.
‫‫‫‫I think it was something.
‫‫‫‫Boy, you don't miss a trick.
‫‫‫‫We'll see how funny you are ‫‫‫‫hopping around on one foot.
‫‫‫‫[chuckles]
‫‫‫‫That actually does sound funny.
‫‫‫‫[Lana] And wait. ‫‫‫‫Weren't you wearing a polo uniform?
‫‫‫‫Did you go home and change?
‫‫‫‫I did, yes.
‫‫‫‫In all the excitement ‫‫‫‫of the ransom drop, I evacuated.
‫‫‫‫Yeah, well, I would've hightailed it too.
‫‫‫‫No, no, no, no. Common misconception.
‫‫‫‫When a person evacuates, it means ‫‫‫‫they empty their bladder and bowels.
‫‫‫‫-Ew! ‫‫‫‫-Well, I'm sorry. I didn't invent Latin.
‫‫‫‫-So what do you call this? ‫‫‫‫-No.
‫‫‫‫-What, the potato compart-- ‫‫‫‫-No.
‫‫‫‫-Spud box? ‫‫‫‫-No!
‫‫‫‫-Tater hutch. ‫‫‫‫-[groans]
‫‫‫‫I knew we'd get there eventually.
‫‫‫‫Can we eventually get to Trexler's?
‫‫‫‫I mean, presumably.
‫‫‫‫Oh! I swear to God...
‫‫‫‫[Figgis] Poovey, if you don't shut up--
‫‫‫‫[Poovey] No, you shut up! Come on! Wait!
‫‫‫‫It's not too late to turn back.
‫‫‫‫Yes. It is. And why the hell ‫‫‫‫are you so desperate for money?
‫‫‫‫Because you know how much it's gonna cost ‫‫‫‫to send a kid to Stanford in 1967?
‫‫‫‫I know if you don't shut up, ‫‫‫‫you won't have to worry about it,
‫‫‫‫because I'm gonna shoot you ‫‫‫‫in the... genitals!
‫‫‫‫Now, why would the door be open?
‫‫‫‫Maybe he's got a selfish partner ‫‫‫‫who left the door open on purpose
‫‫‫‫so his new puppy ‫‫‫‫could get run over by a car.
‫‫‫‫Oh, and the puppy's name is Dreams!
‫‫‫‫Oh, go ahead.
‫‫‫‫Blow it off!
‫‫‫‫Something's not right, you idiot.
‫‫‫‫Oh.
‫‫‫‫[Cecil] So, Trinette, as a prostitute,
‫‫‫‫how do you feel about role-playing--
‫‫‫‫-Whatever fluffs your feathers. ‫‫‫‫-Please let me finish.
‫‫‫‫Where the story revolves around merkins, ‫‫‫‫mistaken identities, and incest.
‫‫‫‫And it's a musical.
‫‫‫‫No, you lumpy little pervert!
‫‫‫‫-What happened to not judging people? ‫‫‫‫-There's a limit.
‫‫‫‫Well, yes, of course. ‫‫‫‫That's why we would have a safe word...
‫‫‫‫That only I would know!
‫‫‫‫You're fucking weird.
‫‫‫‫[laughing]
‫‫‫‫[Archer chuckling]
‫‫‫‫Archer Oh, man. Never gets old.
‫‫‫‫I don't wanna sound greedy, ‫‫‫‫but maybe, if I'm lucky,
‫‫‫‫I can get the money ‫‫‫‫and get Figgis murdered.
‫‫‫‫Whoa. I--
‫‫‫‫I may have over-smoothed.
‫‫‫‫Yeah, definitely a little ‫‫‫‫too smooth, because--
‫‫‫‫Hang on. Did I just open that?
‫‫‫‫No, dummy. You just got here. Hey!
‫‫‫‫Come on, Archer. ‫‫‫‫Get your shit together.
‫‫‫‫Door wide open, ‫‫‫‫none of Trexler's goons around?
‫‫‫‫Something smells fishy.
‫‫‫‫But also...
‫‫‫‫Kind of like cuy.
‫‫‫‫I know. It sounds disgusting,
‫‫‫‫but trust me, it is utterly delicious.
‫‫‫‫-And taboo! ‫‫‫‫-Jesus Christ!
‫‫‫‫Your family tree must look ‫‫‫‫like a telephone pole.
‫‫‫‫Seriously.
‫‫‫‫Okay. There's Archer's car, the cops'--
‫‫‫‫Park behind them.
‫‫‫‫And both of you wait here.
‫‫‫‫With pleasure.
‫‫‫‫I'm not staying out here with him.
‫‫‫‫Okay. Trinette, come with me. ‫‫‫‫You stay here.
‫‫‫‫-But-- ‫‫‫‫-No "buts!" Except yours, in that seat!
‫‫‫‫-Those-- ‫‫‫‫-I know! They're homophones!
‫‫‫‫-Now sit! ‫‫‫‫-Oh, all right.
‫‫‫‫I suppose I could use this time ‫‫‫‫to constantly honk the horn.
‫‫‫‫Oh, my God! This place is amazing!
‫‫‫‫Sorry. I'm just extremely wealthy.
‫‫‫‫And loud. Now, shut up and--
‫‫‫‫Oh, wait a minute. ‫‫‫‫Why would the door be open?
‫‫‫‫Was that rhetorical?
‫‫‫‫No. Now come on.
‫‫‫‫Because it could've been left open ‫‫‫‫for any number of reasons.
‫‫‫‫Only some of which are sinister.
‫‫‫‫You are so lucky I don't have a silencer.
‫‫‫‫I'm also just lucky in general.
‫‫‫‫-Did you hear that? ‫‫‫‫-Obviously.
‫‫‫‫Do you think it was ‫‫‫‫one of Trexler's goons?
‫‫‫‫Oh, boy, I hope so. ‫‫‫‫You know, as opposed to a ghost.
‫‫‫‫There's just so few of them ‫‫‫‫who are friendly.
‫‫‫‫I mean, basically you got...
‫‫‫‫[thumping]
‫‫‫‫Casper?
‫‫‫‫What the...
‫‫‫‫Oh...
‫‫‫‫Was that a lighter? Can we smoke?
‫‫‫‫Shut up! And no!
‫‫‫‫It's medicinal.
‫‫‫‫Gimme.
‫‫‫‫Stay here.
‫‫‫‫Mm-kay.
‫‫‫‫Before this is over, ‫‫‫‫please, don't be surprised if I shoot you.
‫‫‫‫Mm-kay.
‫‫‫‫What the-- Holy shit!
‫‫‫‫Is that... marijuana?
‫‫‫‫Oh, come on. Give it a rest.
‫‫‫‫-Give what a rest? ‫‫‫‫-Oh, my God. Look,
‫‫‫‫how or why you did it, ‫‫‫‫I don't know, and I don't care,
‫‫‫‫but I know burnt pubes ‫‫‫‫when I smell 'em!
‫‫‫‫First of all, I-- Wait.
‫‫‫‫Why do you know ‫‫‫‫what burnt pubes smell like?
‫‫‫‫Because I grew up on a farm.
‫‫‫‫Son of a--
‫‫‫‫-What was that? ‫‫‫‫-Hold this.
‫‫‫‫Gonna do your armpits?
‫‫‫‫Huh.
‫‫‫‫That's not very Casper-y.
‫‫‫‫Do you think it's Trexler's?
‫‫‫‫Oh, please! With your luck?
‫‫‫‫Oh, sweet mother of Christ!
‫‫‫‫What the hell is happening?
‫‫‫‫-And why the hell are you here? ‫‫‫‫-That's it?
‫‫‫‫No "Sorry I shoved you ‫‫‫‫out of a moving frickin' car"?
‫‫‫‫I said sorry in advance. ‫‫‫‫And what are you doing here?
‫‫‫‫And, follow up, ‫‫‫‫why do you have a gun?
‫‫‫‫-Because, you dick, she's a-- ‫‫‫‫-Trinette!
‫‫‫‫-She means "transvestite." ‫‫‫‫-I'm--
‫‫‫‫-What? ‫‫‫‫-I am not a--
‫‫‫‫Is that why your hands are so big?
‫‫‫‫I'm not a transvestite, you idiot!
‫‫‫‫For the-- We had sex!
‫‫‫‫Yeah, but I wasn't down there.
‫‫‫‫-Oh, I know. ‫‫‫‫-No, like down there down there.
‫‫‫‫Believe me, I know.
‫‫‫‫-Well, that's not very Casper-y. ‫‫‫‫-Poovey!
‫‫‫‫Where's the money?
‫‫‫‫And the bag that contains it.
‫‫‫‫I don't know.
‫‫‫‫Well, then, I guess I'll be on my way.
‫‫‫‫-Really? ‫‫‫‫-No!
‫‫‫‫Figgis, get your ass out here!
‫‫‫‫[Figgis] No. ‫‫‫‫I'm protecting the ransom money.
‫‫‫‫From what? All these witnesses?
‫‫‫‫Can't have anything nice.
‫‫‫‫-Certainly not clothes. ‫‫‫‫-Stuff it, shamus.
‫‫‫‫Mr. VanderTunt!
‫‫‫‫You'll be happy to know ‫‫‫‫we recovered the ransom money.
‫‫‫‫-So-- ‫‫‫‫-Well, the main thing is the bag, bud.
‫‫‫‫But, unfortunately, all of this ‫‫‫‫has to be entered into evidence--
‫‫‫‫-Where anything can happen to it. ‫‫‫‫-Oh, right.
‫‫‫‫-So, can we-- ‫‫‫‫-No, no, no, no.
‫‫‫‫First I need to count it ‫‫‫‫to make sure you didn't steal any.
‫‫‫‫On what possible legal grounds?
‫‫‫‫Citizen's arrest?
‫‫‫‫-Not a real thing. ‫‫‫‫-You wanna bet?
‫‫‫‫Do you?
‫‫‫‫-Kind of. ‫‫‫‫-Can we--
‫‫‫‫Poovey.
‫‫‫‫-Lana, you wanna-- ‫‫‫‫-I wanna talk about the fact
‫‫‫‫that we're standing ‫‫‫‫in a cranberry bog of blood!
‫‫‫‫[indistinct chatter]
‫‫‫‫Well, it is a full moon, so--
‫‫‫‫It's actually a waxing gibbous.
‫‫‫‫Oh. Then never mind.
‫‫‫‫Were you gonna say a werewolf?
‫‫‫‫No.
‫‫‫‫-[moaning in background] ‫‫‫‫-[all exclaim]
‫‫‫‫-Or was I? ‫‫‫‫-[Len] Help!
‫‫‫‫-Holy shit! ‫‫‫‫-That's Trexler!
‫‫‫‫It came from this way. Come on.
‫‫‫‫Figgis, you lead the way. Go.
‫‫‫‫[Len] Help!
‫‫‫‫I hate to say this,
‫‫‫‫but I almost kind of hope ‫‫‫‫there's a werewolf.
‫‫‫‫Not even as a joke!
‫‫‫‫[all exclaiming]
‫‫‫‫Jesus Christ!
‫‫‫‫[Len crying]
‫‫‫‫Oh, please, help me.
‫‫‫‫I think I would've preferred werewolf.
‫‫‫‫Who did this to you?
‫‫‫‫What's happening, gang?
‫‫‫‫[theme music playing]